aka: Wily Odysseus. Mr. Sneaky Pants. Ulysses.
ROLE King of Ithaca, hero of Troy, cunning wanderer.
RIDE Still going! The 10 year Odyssey was just the beginning! However, any of my Goddess admirer's islands make for good circling!
RELAX I think the best time to relax is in a huge cave when waiting for its owner to come home, what else is there to do, nothing could go wrong could it?
REFRESHMENT So many choices, wine from Ismarus, potions from Circe, they didn't effect me, but yes I guess it did turn my men into pigs!
READ Only stories about me! What else would anyone want to hear?